








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
943 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,360 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1182 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1708 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1454 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1016 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $402,199 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yläkerran jätkät | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | armano | 63% | 104 |
| #3 | Honkkari | 58% | 72 |
| #4 | Demo | 57% | 108 |
| #5 | veCk | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | armano | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Demo | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Funman911 | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Honkkari | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Buuzr | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demo | 292 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | armano | 125 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Honkkari | 114 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tyylim | 61 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Funman911 | 54 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kenta | +4.95 | 85 | 37 |
| #2 | armano | +1.36 | 68 | 69 |
| #3 | Honkkari | +1.08 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | Yläkerran jätkät | +0.62 | 24 | 51 |
| #5 | Demo | +0.08 | 67 | 70 |





