








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1491 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 451 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,596 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2139 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4801 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2424 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4232 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,851,456 of utility $257 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Right | 59% | 61 |
| #2 | Ploko | 55% | 287 |
| #3 | hayden. | 49% | 183 |
| #4 | Rabbit Слава Україні | 45% | 53 |
| #5 | Punk | 45% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mchl | +3.84 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | Ploko | +2.12 | 66 | 44 |
| #3 | hayden. | +0.86 | 75 | 54 |
| #4 | Bob Malcolm FTP | +0.85 | 42 | 50 |
| #5 | Punk | -1.32 | 55 | 65 |





