








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 176 | 28% |
| Smokes | 141 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 226 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 80 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $61,200 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WG | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | kAvu | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | Alvarez | 42% | 24 |
| #4 | AaJii | 41% | 22 |
| #5 | DereK | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WG | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | kAvu | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | Alvarez | 42% | 24 |
| #4 | AaJii | 41% | 22 |
| #5 | DereK | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kAvu | 5 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | Alvarez | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | AaJii | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | DereK | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | WG | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DereK | 145 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #2 | AaJii | 100 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | Alvarez | 99 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | kAvu | 67 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | WG | 24 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WG | +6.14 | 71 | 67 |
| #2 | Alvarez | +0.52 | 46 | 63 |
| #3 | AaJii | +0.44 | 37 | 64 |
| #4 | DereK | -0.72 | 54 | 73 |
| #5 | kAvu | -1.40 | 16 | 60 |





