








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3085 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,859 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1309 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2603 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2484 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2463 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,205,376 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | apy | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | n0sh | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | driftt | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Kétà | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Spm | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0sh | 536 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | apy | 535 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | driftt | 297 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | Kétà | 253 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #5 | Spm | 94 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0sh | +2.15 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | apy | +0.90 | 63 | 67 |
| #3 | Spm | +0.80 | 56 | 65 |
| #4 | driftt | +0.57 | 42 | 78 |
| #5 | Zion | -0.22 | 64 | 48 |





