








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1415 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1504 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1179 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1141 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $291,198 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zepps | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | Brofasso | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | Bubly | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Tekk | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | dtl | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zepps | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | Brofasso | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | Bubly | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Tekk | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | dtl | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zepps | 3 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Brofasso | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Tekk | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | dtl | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tekk | 57 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Brofasso | 56 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Bubly | 50 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | dtl | 46 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | zepps | 33 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zepps | +7.55 | 78 | 49 |
| #2 | Bubly | +1.29 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | dtl | +1.04 | 47 | 58 |
| #4 | Brofasso | +0.71 | 67 | 60 |
| #5 | ScotBruce | +0.30 | 54 | 54 |





