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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1637 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1117 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1650 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1319 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1638 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,141,953 of utility $263 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dav1d | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | al.R ..(o.O)# | 61% | 51 |
| #3 | sw | 53% | 43 |
| #4 | ✪FLX | 53% | 94 |
| #5 | litrix | 52% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | litrix | 52% | 73 |
| #6 | magicmener | 42% | 64 |
| #7 | .#Gen3sys^ | 42% | 12 |
| #8 | vasc0 | 42% | 48 |
| #9 | HappyHippo | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪FLX | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | magicmener | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Dav1d | 2 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | litrix | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | vasc0 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vasc0 | 185 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | sw | 129 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | magicmener | 127 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | ✪FLX | 122 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | litrix | 52 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪FLX | +2.92 | 81 | 57 |
| #2 | Dav1d | +1.92 | 59 | 76 |
| #3 | sw | +1.79 | 69 | 76 |
| #4 | al.R ..(o.O)# | +0.77 | 48 | 54 |
| #5 | magicmener | +0.43 | 50 | 78 |





