








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1987 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,133 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1392 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1782 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1320 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1639 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,181,769 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 629 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yonder420 | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | balltap | 45% | 248 |
| #3 | Mad Monk | 44% | 225 |
| #4 | Trigger6 | 44% | 230 |
| #5 | Skipper | 39% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yonder420 | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | balltap | 45% | 248 |
| #3 | Mad Monk | 44% | 225 |
| #4 | Trigger6 | 44% | 230 |
| #5 | Skipper | 39% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | balltap | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Trigger6 | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Skipper | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Mad Monk | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Yonder420 | 2 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | balltap | 743 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | Mad Monk | 519 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | Trigger6 | 364 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #4 | Skipper | 335 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Yonder420 | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mad Monk | +1.09 | 58 | 67 |
| #2 | Frostbite | +0.08 | 68 | 49 |
| #3 | Trigger6 | +0.06 | 57 | 57 |
| #4 | balltap | -0.26 | 43 | 63 |
| #5 | Yonder420 | -2.41 | 50 | 49 |





