








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 736 | 27% |
| Smokes | 625 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 735 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 668 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $256,579 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e1nfalt | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | dREWSTR | 83% | 24 |
| #3 | Flexy | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | FjallaGyðingurツ™ | 75% | 8 |
| #5 | feltoN <celebrity> | 75% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | j0n | 50% | 6 |
| #15 | Alexander 'l3xi' Indriðason | 50% | 26 |
| #16 | xeNium | 44% | 9 |
| #17 | kristinnfannarmufc | 40% | 5 |
| #18 | Eðalfáviti | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dREWSTR | 93 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | Alexander 'l3xi' Indriðason | 42 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | mozart | 41 | 0.37 | 1 min |
| #4 | FjallaGyðingurツ™ | 36 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | feltoN <celebrity> | 25 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e1nfalt | +6.82 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | mozart | +6.58 | 95 | 76 |
| #3 | FjallaGyðingurツ™ | +4.89 | 84 | 54 |
| #4 | Karl 'miNideGreez' Holgerson | +4.47 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | detinate | +3.11 | 84 | 68 |





