








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2849 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3334 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3324 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2533 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $844,516 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⌉︎ ( °ー ° ) ⌈ | 56% | 75 |
| #2 | xhich | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | Ness | 51% | 263 |
| #4 | Aasum | 51% | 128 |
| #5 | Bengen[gH] | 49% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⌉︎ ( °ー ° ) ⌈ | +2.00 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | fredyey | +1.76 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | Ness | +1.15 | 70 | 69 |
| #4 | xhich | +0.82 | 78 | 72 |
| #5 | zitnix | +0.70 | 80 | 61 |





