








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3540 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2792 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2465 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1219 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $741,191 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | kaz | 53% | 19 |
| #6 | fAcecAt | 51% | 55 |
| #7 | Ledan33 | 51% | 63 |
| #8 | kORGH | 48% | 64 |
| #9 | applebtw | 45% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | applebtw | 536 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | Luntyy | 472 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #3 | Ledan33 | 326 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #4 | kORGH | 198 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | kaz | 76 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaz | +2.24 | 85 | 72 |
| #2 | MASTA | +1.51 | 89 | 73 |
| #3 | Luntyy | +1.36 | 88 | 73 |
| #4 | Ledan33 | +1.28 | 73 | 75 |
| #5 | row | +1.28 | 82 | 67 |





