








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,325 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 263 | 20% |
| Smokes | 403 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 321 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 338 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $153,033 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Nemt eller bare glemt? | 80% | 10 |
| #6 | Never trying, never fails | 78% | 9 |
| #7 | CHICKEN ☣ | 67% | 3 |
| #8 | ComradeVoldsomme | 64% | 11 |
| #9 | curlyfriis | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ComradeVoldsomme | 29 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | curlyfriis | 24 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nemt eller bare glemt? | 19 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Happy Killmore | 18 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | Dr. Smif | 16 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Smif | +4.73 | 67 | 72 |
| #2 | MartinTheMan | +2.87 | 52 | 70 |
| #3 | Nemt eller bare glemt? | +1.31 | 67 | 64 |
| #4 | curlyfriis | +1.23 | 42 | 82 |
| #5 | BIG POPPA | +1.06 | 71 | 63 |





