








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 267 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1590 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1892 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1935 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1840 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1181 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $548,559 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sleepyx | 50% | 26 |
| #2 | Qrukerr | 39% | 18 |
| #3 | deeKu ' | 38% | 29 |
| #4 | OranssiSurma | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sleepyx | 50% | 26 |
| #2 | Qrukerr | 39% | 18 |
| #3 | deeKu ' | 38% | 29 |
| #4 | OranssiSurma | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qrukerr | 3 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | sleepyx | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sleepyx | 51 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | Qrukerr | 41 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | OranssiSurma | 35 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | deeKu ' | 22 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deeKu ' | +0.58 | 71 | 53 |
| #2 | sleepyx | +0.52 | 73 | 68 |
| #3 | kArrii | +0.04 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | Qrukerr | -1.11 | 73 | 62 |
| #5 | OranssiSurma | -2.38 | 57 | 71 |





