








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 756 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,881 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6681 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3840 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 6397 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4963 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $999,311 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feNei | 53% | 164 |
| #2 | lΓΆl | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | ππ | 51% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feNei | 53% | 164 |
| #2 | lΓΆl | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | ππ | 51% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feNei | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | ππ | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | lΓΆl | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feNei | 699 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | ππ | 127 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | lΓΆl | 84 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feNei | +2.46 | 74 | 76 |
| #2 | ππ | +0.03 | 66 | 54 |
| #3 | 91.PzG| Juan/ZION/β‘ | -0.55 | 54 | 66 |
| #4 | lΓΆl | -1.15 | 56 | 65 |





