








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 362 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2618 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2649 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2455 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1262 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1886 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $612,792 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOZOOOOOO | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | --=[*Personne*]=-- | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | Kyojin | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | ' ✪ El Pabl0 ✪ ' | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | Felyjyn | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyojin | +5.30 | 93 | 71 |
| #2 | Felyjyn | +1.40 | 72 | 78 |
| #3 | aunni | +1.26 | 69 | 71 |
| #4 | 少し娼婦 | +0.85 | 66 | 76 |
| #5 | --=[*Personne*]=-- | +0.45 | 76 | 83 |





