








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 991 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 569 matches | ||
| Faceit | 214 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8342 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2644 | 11% |
| Smokes | 7697 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 5453 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7338 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,165,623 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 441 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Iberix | 50% | 58 |
| #8 | Robervalf | 50% | 66 |
| #9 | iKu^ | 49% | 190 |
| #10 | manza'' | 49% | 327 |
| #11 | ✪celula | 47% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kr | 17 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | zEKIAx____♛ | 15 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Gomero | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | iKu^ | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | manza'' | 10 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kr | 1595 | 0.25 | 48 min |
| #2 | manza'' | 1409 | 0.20 | 39 min |
| #3 | Gomero | 964 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #4 | zEKIAx____♛ | 770 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #5 | BOT Haro | 689 | 0.28 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gomero | +2.68 | 68 | 74 |
| #2 | mou. | +1.67 | 69 | 58 |
| #3 | Kr | +0.78 | 55 | 79 |
| #4 | zEKIAx____♛ | +0.57 | 62 | 68 |
| #5 | dave~ | +0.49 | 85 | 63 |





