








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2940 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Esplay | 16 matches | 2,079 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4785 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2336 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3770 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2827 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3437 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,677,566 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 914 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dogfish | +5.51 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | frekki | +2.86 | 77 | 65 |
| #3 | REIGN | +2.47 | 63 | 81 |
| #4 | Leo | +2.35 | 78 | 72 |
| #5 | ronnie mac | +1.63 | 70 | 83 |





