








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1660 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 459 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 322 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 127 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




326 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 66,402 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 21140 | 32% |
| Smokes | 21396 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 13417 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 10449 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,756,352 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5082 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Often Tired | +6.28 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | supermom | +1.93 | 42 | 44 |
| #3 | Benzi Kluger M.D. | -0.44 | 20 | 62 |
| #4 | bimoid | -1.94 | 12 | 44 |
| #5 | chocolates | -2.11 | 21 | 64 |





