








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 851 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 600 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7026 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6273 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3649 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4423 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,432,804 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ gambling ambassador | 54% | 143 |
| #2 | Kevve | 54% | 82 |
| #3 | NUORI P3W | 53% | 169 |
| #4 | Prenkku | 51% | 237 |
| #5 | Raksu- *LäjäPaskaa | 51% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prenkku | 31 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | NUORI P3W | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | ✪ gambling ambassador | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Kevve | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | xahuz | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raksu- *LäjäPaskaa | +1.90 | 78 | 57 |
| #2 | Kevve | +1.20 | 59 | 72 |
| #3 | NUORI P3W | +0.87 | 75 | 49 |
| #4 | ✪ gambling ambassador | +0.75 | 67 | 64 |
| #5 | xahuz | +0.68 | 64 | 62 |





