








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2539 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2162 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2617 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2003 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $534,372 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pink_panter | 20 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | ︻デ 一 - - TilteMis | 13 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Dr1Kz | 9 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | zelensky (peace) | 8 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | duke.vit | 6 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fat_Penguin | +5.33 | 79 | 79 |
| #2 | (⌐■_■)DingDong(⌐■_■) | +2.79 | 66 | 71 |
| #3 | ☾V1pe_☽ | +2.43 | 80 | 46 |
| #4 | Dr1Kz | +2.20 | 78 | 62 |
| #5 | zelensky (peace) | +1.67 | 63 | 80 |





