








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 242 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2018 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2433 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2330 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2765 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $753,298 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HQjsgaard | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #2 | Knudsen | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HQjsgaard | 949 | 0.20 | 27 min |
| #2 | Chris | 947 | 0.20 | 27 min |
| #3 | Knudsen | 323 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | Loyalitet | 220 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | -Fraze- | 86 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chris | +1.99 | 87 | 69 |
| #2 | Knudsen | +1.92 | 74 | 68 |
| #3 | HQjsgaard | +1.29 | 72 | 83 |
| #4 | Alex | +1.23 | 91 | 65 |
| #5 | Dennis The Menace | +0.41 | 58 | 65 |





