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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 44 | 12% |
| Smokes | 90 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 109 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 124 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $134,273 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lukko4ever | 39% | 28 |
| #2 | Rotta | 36% | 22 |
| #3 | Jeppu | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | n o x i | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | Janzon | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Rotta | 36% | 22 |
| #3 | Jeppu | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | n o x i | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | Janzon | 20% | 5 |
| #6 | Thompsoni | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lukko4ever | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Rotta | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rotta | 119 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #2 | Lukko4ever | 41 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Jeppu | 17 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #4 | Janzon | 14 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | Thompsoni | 10 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rotta | +1.75 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | Janzon | +1.47 | 86 | 44 |
| #3 | Joni | +1.03 | 86 | 27 |
| #4 | n o x i | -0.06 | 69 | 70 |
| #5 | Lukko4ever | -3.04 | 66 | 51 |





