








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2054 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,821 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2237 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3135 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2760 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1689 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $347,369 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sKIM bEEBLE | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | xBudGxming ✪ | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | §G14 | 48% | 101 |
| #4 | ScuubieRuu | 44% | 88 |
| #5 | goodZ | 44% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | §G14 | 48% | 101 |
| #4 | ScuubieRuu | 44% | 88 |
| #5 | goodZ | 44% | 62 |
| #6 | iggy | 42% | 24 |
| #7 | V3XM4CH1NE | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | §G14 | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | ScuubieRuu | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | goodZ | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | iggy | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | sKIM bEEBLE | 1 | 0.0500 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScuubieRuu | 355 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | §G14 | 91 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | goodZ | 64 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | iggy | 43 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | V3XM4CH1NE | 34 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | §G14 | +2.61 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | goodZ | +1.42 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | V3XM4CH1NE | +0.30 | 54 | 59 |
| #4 | sKIM bEEBLE | -0.19 | 60 | 43 |
| #5 | iggy | -0.26 | 83 | 63 |





