








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,500 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4087 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3321 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3202 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2890 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $691,326 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sovex66 | 50% | 196 |
| #2 | 𝐖𝐢𝐳𝐙𝐞𝐫 | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | Trickaz | 47% | 224 |
| #4 | Saux ♥ | 45% | 98 |
| #5 | Pixelisa | 43% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sovex66 | +3.88 | 78 | 69 |
| #2 | Ereinion | +2.92 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | Trickaz | -0.73 | 59 | 63 |
| #4 | Saux ♥ | -0.94 | 71 | 56 |
| #5 | 𝐖𝐢𝐳𝐙𝐞𝐫 | -1.36 | 44 | 12 |





