








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 297 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,794 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4532 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3161 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2803 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3298 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $790,679 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EKL(noname) | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Brun0 ⚡ | 56% | 59 |
| #3 | Eliash2009 | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | $1lky | 48% | 25 |
| #5 | Koksbango | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EKL(noname) | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Brun0 ⚡ | 56% | 59 |
| #3 | Eliash2009 | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | $1lky | 48% | 25 |
| #5 | Koksbango | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koksbango | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | $1lky | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Eliash2009 | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | EKL(noname) | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brun0 ⚡ | 126 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Eliash2009 | 89 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | $1lky | 58 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | EKL(noname) | 44 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Koksbango | 34 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SJARLEZ | +1.18 | 54 | 68 |
| #2 | Eliash2009 | +1.10 | 68 | 73 |
| #3 | EKL(noname) | +0.78 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | $1lky | +0.24 | 58 | 74 |
| #5 | Brun0 ⚡ | -0.03 | 60 | 70 |





