








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 966 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 123 | 13% |
| Smokes | 292 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 256 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 295 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $42,719 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BL4Z3- | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Don Defuse | 1 | 0.0100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AKIMB0 | 82 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | m1shu | 47 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | BL4Z3- | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Enduke | 29 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Oli :) | 24 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AKIMB0 | +5.21 | 85 | 89 |
| #2 | Sepe :) † | +5.18 | 87 | 55 |
| #3 | Champen86 † 2.0 ॐ | +4.81 | 77 | 71 |
| #4 | Benny Juan | +4.66 | 69 | 28 |
| #5 | Coni | +3.21 | 63 | 69 |





