








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 416 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 543 | 11% |
| Smokes | 207 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 3127 | 61% |
| Molotovs | 1265 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $178,009 of utility $17 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ich kann laufen | weg.de | 44% | 256 |
| #2 | ❥VinWiesel♿ ツ | 42% | 137 |
| #3 | Vanilla Vick | 37% | 52 |
| #4 | urlaub gebrucht auf weg.de | 35% | 62 |
| #5 | Dr. Jan Itor | 35% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ❥VinWiesel♿ ツ | 42% | 137 |
| #3 | Vanilla Vick | 37% | 52 |
| #4 | urlaub gebrucht auf weg.de | 35% | 62 |
| #5 | Dr. Jan Itor | 35% | 48 |
| #6 | DeutscheKartoffel | 35% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❥VinWiesel♿ ツ | 22 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Ich kann laufen | weg.de | 20 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Dr. Jan Itor | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | DeutscheKartoffel | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | urlaub gebrucht auf weg.de | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ich kann laufen | weg.de | 350 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #2 | urlaub gebrucht auf weg.de | 257 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | ❥VinWiesel♿ ツ | 103 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Vanilla Vick | 62 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | DeutscheKartoffel | 33 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeutscheKartoffel | -0.68 | 46 | 19 |
| #2 | Silva Gonzalez | -0.74 | 25 | 32 |
| #3 | ❥VinWiesel♿ ツ | -0.83 | 34 | 42 |
| #4 | Vanilla Vick | -0.83 | 48 | 50 |
| #5 | Ich kann laufen | weg.de | -1.12 | 42 | 51 |





