








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 576 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2388 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2158 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1502 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1537 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $525,956 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 652 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | STARNEY BINSON | 61% | 59 |
| #6 | nesk | 59% | 17 |
| #7 | grt | 57% | 14 |
| #8 | h0rst | 51% | 49 |
| #9 | tr4p | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STARNEY BINSON | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | h0rst | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | P4UL | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | nesk | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Mx;p | 2 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h0rst | 292 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #2 | STARNEY BINSON | 238 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | P4UL | 71 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | grt | 68 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #5 | tr4p | 58 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mx;p | +5.75 | 93 | 56 |
| #2 | grt | +3.76 | 74 | 76 |
| #3 | nesk | +2.98 | 84 | 51 |
| #4 | STARNEY BINSON | +2.96 | 77 | 61 |
| #5 | P4UL | +1.70 | 89 | 73 |





