








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 742 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10447 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7140 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6333 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7189 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7559 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,263,511 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 514 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bummsi -_- | 53% | 70 |
| #2 | Kralas | 51% | 115 |
| #3 | Depulsor1 | 49% | 400 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bummsi -_- | 53% | 70 |
| #2 | Kralas | 51% | 115 |
| #3 | Depulsor1 | 49% | 400 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Depulsor1 | 10 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Kralas | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Bummsi -_- | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Depulsor1 | 639 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #2 | Kralas | 169 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Bummsi -_- | 141 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bummsi -_- | +2.82 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | Kralas | +1.26 | 87 | 56 |
| #3 | Boo | +0.09 | 69 | 60 |
| #4 | Depulsor1 | -1.55 | 61 | 64 |





