








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2900 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,781 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1611 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2902 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3763 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1505 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $422,873 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caga123 | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | CАCHiRRØ | 51% | 87 |
| #3 | Adrien91 | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | sahagin | 46% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caga123 | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | CАCHiRRØ | 51% | 87 |
| #3 | Adrien91 | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | sahagin | 46% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CАCHiRRØ | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | sahagin | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Adrien91 | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | caga123 | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sahagin | 107 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | caga123 | 103 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | CАCHiRRØ | 23 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #4 | Adrien91 | 16 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CАCHiRRØ | +3.46 | 42 | 26 |
| #2 | caga123 | +2.27 | 58 | 74 |
| #3 | sahagin | -0.51 | 24 | 51 |
| #4 | Adrien91 | -0.88 | 38 | 25 |
| #5 | † WaerloGa -=][PT][=- | -2.12 | 39 | 51 |





