








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4262 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,160 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2081 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2349 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 709 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1021 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $520,872 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hOudini*-) , daix | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | themostdope | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | Ø d d l y | 53% | 74 |
| #4 | Miška (ᵔᴥᵔ) | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | Sk1L1ner | 52% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CeeDjE | +4.15 | 88 | 49 |
| #2 | hOudini*-) , daix | +1.22 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | Sk1L1ner | +1.21 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | Ø d d l y | +0.96 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | themostdope | -0.02 | 65 | 46 |





