








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 283 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4343 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3246 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3014 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4362 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3554 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $847,230 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nixks* | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | luss1ng | 70% | 40 |
| #3 | SupraZ ✔ | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Quick | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | zmeding | 49% | 300 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zmeding | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | Quick | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | wasabi | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | nixks* | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wasabi | 787 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #2 | zmeding | 705 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #3 | p3ngu | 509 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | luss1ng | 166 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Cr@zY^ | 121 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SupraZ ✔ | +2.90 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | luss1ng | +2.16 | 51 | 76 |
| #3 | wasabi | +1.10 | 69 | 71 |
| #4 | nixks* | +0.44 | 75 | 64 |
| #5 | XzN | +0.36 | 62 | 69 |





