








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 603 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5630 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,734 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2439 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4479 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5935 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1881 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,167,300 of utility $293 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 668 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inukios | 49% | 109 |
| #2 | EZf0ur | 48% | 46 |
| #3 | ⛧ 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 ⛧ | 43% | 67 |
| #4 | flo | 40% | 50 |
| #5 | ◕˾◕ | 33% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛧ 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 ⛧ | 12 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Inukios | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ◕˾◕ | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | EZf0ur | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | flo | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EZf0ur | +8.60 | 85 | 77 |
| #2 | flo | +4.20 | 66 | 81 |
| #3 | ⛧ 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 ⛧ | +0.90 | 71 | 53 |
| #4 | ◕˾◕ | +0.01 | 60 | 67 |
| #5 | Inukios | -0.54 | 48 | 44 |





