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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5806 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4769 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4271 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4054 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $597,688 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Убийца дракона ☢ | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | pierrolamoto | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | `S!n ? | 50% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Убийца дракона ☢ | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | pierrolamoto | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | `S!n ? | 50% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | `S!n ? | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | pierrolamoto | 4 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | `S!n ? | 169 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | pierrolamoto | 61 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Убийца дракона ☢ | 35 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mocassin | +2.50 | 80 | 91 |
| #2 | `S!n ? | -1.20 | 34 | 76 |
| #3 | pierrolamoto | -1.99 | 26 | 58 |
| #4 | Убийца дракона ☢ | -3.10 | 13 | 70 |





