








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 374 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4156 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,966 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4978 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4727 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4022 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2239 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,538,424 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Petri | 51% | 281 |
| #8 | R!pper^^ | 50% | 56 |
| #9 | Felic | 48% | 31 |
| #10 | Rasa^^ | 48% | 77 |
| #11 | Rotteper | 47% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rasa^^ | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Petri | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #3 | F4beldyret | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | Arnold | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Felic | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petri | +1.87 | 58 | 73 |
| #2 | GRN | +1.80 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | Felic | +0.90 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | Maxelsen | +0.62 | 52 | 55 |
| #5 | Red-Rabbit | +0.09 | 60 | 64 |





