








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1552 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 464 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,978 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6547 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5660 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5038 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4733 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $978,741 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 230 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | equation | 53% | 368 |
| #2 | PackLetico | 53% | 191 |
| #3 | LejayTV | 51% | 143 |
| #4 | b0dun | 48% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | equation | 53% | 368 |
| #2 | PackLetico | 53% | 191 |
| #3 | LejayTV | 51% | 143 |
| #4 | b0dun | 48% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | equation | 15 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | PackLetico | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | LejayTV | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | b0dun | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | equation | 1177 | 0.15 | 32 min |
| #2 | PackLetico | 347 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | LejayTV | 234 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | b0dun | 161 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | equation | +1.66 | 65 | 69 |
| #2 | zyn | +0.80 | 65 | 68 |
| #3 | PackLetico | -0.74 | 51 | 61 |
| #4 | LejayTV | -1.70 | 59 | 63 |
| #5 | b0dun | -1.86 | 59 | 62 |





