








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 105 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,436 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1175 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1106 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1176 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 979 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $190,415 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uBi' | 59% | 44 |
| #2 | gruft0r | 52% | 64 |
| #3 | hendriksseN- | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | xxyz | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | popelino | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | xxyz | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | popelino | 50% | 46 |
| #6 | Finn | 47% | 38 |
| #7 | AMZNG ツ | 47% | 64 |
| #8 | Crumar | 43% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMZNG ツ | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | gruft0r | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | uBi' | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMZNG ツ | 249 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | uBi' | 196 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | Crumar | 176 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Finn | 166 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | gruft0r | 151 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uBi' | +1.70 | 82 | 81 |
| #2 | gruft0r | +0.99 | 56 | 60 |
| #3 | hendriksseN- | +0.84 | 52 | 68 |
| #4 | AMZNG ツ | +0.47 | 63 | 74 |
| #5 | Crumar | +0.13 | 71 | 73 |





