Leetifysatire's 2025 Leetify Recap
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Leetify Recap 2025
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The Jack of All Trades
Better than 85% of Leetify users
#1
Utility
Enemies Flashed
7.14
per Match
Better than 85% of Leetify users
#2
Style
Kills while Blind
0.10
per Match
Better than 82% of Leetify users
#3
Style
Airborne Kills
0.08
per Match
Better than 81% of Leetify users
#4
Trades
Traded Deaths Success
53%
Better than 76% of Leetify users
#5
Aim
Time to Damage
616ms
System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"
Year in Totals
Matches Played
100
Avg Leetify User
169
Hours Played
53
Avg Leetify User
69
Matches per Month
6
Jan
31
Feb
19
Mar
0
Apr
4
May
5
Jun
8
Jul
4
Aug
0
Sep
0
Oct
0
Nov
23
Dec
Daily Activity
You play the most on Sundays
(0.58 Matches Per Day)
(0.58 Matches Per Day)
0
1
2-3
4-5
6+
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Sun
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
May
Jun
Jul
Aug
Sep
Oct
Nov
Dec
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The System has confirmed 100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
Rarest
Achievement
2025-12-18
The Gang's The Gang's The Gang's
The Gang's
The Gang's The Gang's The Gang's
All Here All Here All Here
All Here
All Here All Here All Here
The entire server uses Leetify!
9.87%
of Leetify Users have this Achievement
Most Collected Achievement
2025-12-07
Cleanup Cleanup Cleanup
Cleanup
Cleanup Cleanup Cleanup
1v2 in Round 18
Total Collected
5
Completionist
Progress
- Common27/43
- Uncommon11/53
- Rare1/61
- Epic1/65
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You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.
2025-12-08
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Fewest Deaths
4
2025-02-21
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Enemies Flashed
23
2025-12-14
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Noscope Kills
2
2025-12-07
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Bomb Plants
5
2025-12-07
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Rifle Kills
24
2025-12-07
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Multikill Rounds
10
2025-08-25
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Shotgun Kills
4
2025-02-16
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Spotted Accuracy
50%
2025-02-13
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Win Streak
7 Wins
2025-01-02
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Utility Damage
360
View Personal Bests Collection
| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Premier | 47 matches | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |  |
 | Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |  |
 | Faceit | 1 match |  |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps
Top 5 Maps
Mirage
19 Matches
Win Rate
58%
Anubis
19 Matches
Win Rate
42%
Ancient
14 Matches
Win Rate
57%
Inferno
13 Matches
Win Rate
31%
Nuke
12 Matches
Win Rate
67%
Bomb Site Totals
Total Sites Attacked
367
Avg Leetify User
452
Total Sites Defended
151
Avg Leetify User
221
Pistol
199 Rounds
Win Rate
51%
Avg Leetify User
51%
Eco
101 Rounds
Win Rate
11%
Avg Leetify User
21%
Semi-Eco
132 Rounds
Win Rate
20%
Avg Leetify User
35%
Force Buy
429 Rounds
Win Rate
49%
Avg Leetify User
50%
Full Buy
1,230 Rounds
Win Rate
58%
Avg Leetify User
57%
Attention User
This is a serious message from the FBI*
This is a serious message from the FBI*
Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators
8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
Year in Totals
Kills
1,363
Avg / Match
13.6
Avg Leetify User
3,044
Deaths
1,581
Avg / Match
15.8
Avg Leetify User
2,890
K/D Ratio
0.86
Avg / Match
0.86
Avg Leetify User
1.05
Weapon Kills
Your Kills
Leetify User Average
Weapon Deaths
Your Deaths
Leetify User Average
843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz
Headshots
Kills
651
Avg / Match
6.51
Deaths
767
Avg / Match
7.67
Jumpshots
Kills
8
Avg / Match
0.08
Deaths
6
Avg / Match
0.06
Noscopes
Kills
13
Avg / Match
0.13
More than 81% of Leetify users
Deaths
4
Avg / Match
0.04
Wallbangs
Kills
47
Avg / Match
0.47
Deaths
33
Avg / Match
0.33
Through Smoke
Kills
95
Avg / Match
0.95
Deaths
108
Avg / Match
1.08
While Blind
Kills
10
Avg / Match
0.10
Deaths
7
Avg / Match
0.07
Zeus
Kills
0
Avg / Match
0.00
Deaths
0
Avg / Match
0.00
Nades
Kills
14
Avg / Match
0.14
Deaths
18
Avg / Match
0.18
Knives
Kills
5
Avg / Match
0.05
Deaths
2
Avg / Match
0.02
System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
Opening Duels
Total Attempted
455
Avg / Match
4.6
Avg Leetify User
570
Multikills
333
Total Multikills
Avg / Match
3.33
Avg Leetify User
495
248
Total 2Ks
Avg / Match
2.48
Avg Leetify User
362
69
Total 3Ks
Avg / Match
0.69
Avg Leetify User
106
15
Total 4Ks
Avg / Match
0.15
Avg Leetify User
21
1
Total 5Ks
Avg / Match
0.010
Avg Leetify User
2
Clutches
All Clutches
Win Rate
15%
34
192
Won
Lost
1v1
Win Rate
63%
19
11
Won
Lost
1v2
Win Rate
26%
14
39
Won
Lost
1v3
Win Rate
2%
1
62
Won
Lost
1v4
Win Rate
0%
0
51
Won
Lost
1v5
Win Rate
0%
0
29
Won
Lost
The System has registered 3,306 total utility used this year.
Nades Thrown
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1126 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1038 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 528 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 614 | 19% |
Nade Stats (Average per Nade)
Molotovs
Damage
3.46
Team Damage
0.65
HE
Damage
10.01
Team Damage
0.51
Flashes
Enemies Flashed
0.63
Friends Flashed
0.57
Blind
Time
Time
2.6 sec
Attention User
This is a serious message from the FBI*
This is a serious message from the FBI*
Our logs show you have wasted $228,748 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)
You were blinded for
0.45 hours
You blinded your enemies for
0.53 hours
Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...
Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
Your Top Carries
- [ #1 ]
SukiasianLeetify Rating+6.65K/D Ratio1.71 - [ #2 ]NonameLeetify Rating+3.45K/D Ratio1.08
- [ #3 ]
Selofanas MrEtghLeetify Rating+2.26K/D Ratio1.24
Every great player needs a great crew and these 5 have your back
These 5 are built for vibes, not victory
Terrible luck, but great company
Attempted Murder
Hide
Total Team Kills
8
Per Round
0.0093
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hide | 8 | 0.0093 |
| #2 |  Monarch | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 |  acavo | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Selofanas MrEtgh | 2 | 0.0092 |
| #5 |  Misune | 1 | 0.0016 |
These friends flash first and apologise later
Friendly Flasher
Monarch
Times Flashed
515
Per Round
0.30
Flash Duration
11 min
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monarch | 515 | 0.30 | 11 min |
| #2 | Hide | 166 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | acavo | 40 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Misune | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 |  VovereMedy | 36 | 0.23 | 1 min |
Skill issue? This bunch has never heard of her
Unique Players Encountered
664
Leetify Users
197
Leetify Staff
0
Pro Players
0
Cheaters
2
satire Leetify Recap 2025 CS2
Best Rank
Premier
Matches Played
47
Rank
Leetify Rating
-1.48
Win Rate
49%
Matches Played
100
Total Hours
53
Top Allstar.gg Highlight
#1
Friends
Top Carry
Sukiasian
Leetify Rating
+6.65
K/D Ratio
1.71
Best Friend
Noname
Win Rate
67%
Matches Played
6
Local Legend
Sukiasian
Leetify Rating
+6.65
Aim Rating
94
Utility Rating
41
Attempted Murder
Hide
Total Team Kills
8
Per Round
0.0093
Worst Friend
Noname
Win Rate
20%
Matches Played
5
Friendly Flasher
Monarch
Times Flashed
515
Per Round
0.30
Flash Duration
11 min
2025 Leetify Identity
The Jack of All Trades
Top 5 Stats of 2025
Top 15% of Leetify users
#1
Utility
Enemies Flashed
7.14
per Match
Top 15% of Leetify users
#2
Style
Kills while Blind
0.10
per Match
Top 18% of Leetify users
#3
Style
Airborne Kills
0.08
per Match
Top 19% of Leetify users
#4
Trades
Traded Deaths Success
53%
Top 24% of Leetify users
#5
Aim
Time to Damage
616ms
Personal Bests
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Fewest Deaths
4
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Enemies Flashed
23
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Noscope Kills
2
Most Played Map
Mirage
Matches Played
19
Leetify Rating
-0.61
Win Rate
58%
Chat
Messages Typed
13
Weapons Breakdown
Total Kills
1,363
Total Deaths
1,581
Weapons Breakdown
Your Kills
Your Deaths
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