








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1737 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 713 matches | ||
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 23054 | 45% |
| Smokes | 14941 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 11752 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1788 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,634,209 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ThatOneDeadAirpod | 45% | 78 |
| #11 | Mick | 42% | 154 |
| #12 | JamesIOM | 39% | 56 |
| #13 | ꜱ ɴ ᴏ ᴡ *.* | 38% | 86 |
| #14 | Nepotism | 38% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^らn☆fu WWG1WGA | 1519 | 0.30 | 44 min |
| #2 | GaZ | 681 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #3 | スタティックの65日 (static) | 543 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #4 | SoupDragon^ | 469 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #5 | Mick | 448 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killaaaa | +5.47 | 64 | 78 |
| #2 | JamesIOM | +3.36 | 58 | 55 |
| #3 | JaAcK | +2.29 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | Deathseeker | +2.12 | 62 | 65 |
| #5 | $hoX | +1.52 | 38 | 82 |





