








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 237 | 34% |
| Smokes | 169 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 167 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 128 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $90,452 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TompaCo | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | firrelit0 | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | Brödrost | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | 3dV CSGOEmpire.com | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | cnas | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | g0L | 50% | 2 |
| #10 | Gustafsson | 50% | 4 |
| #11 | Vence | 50% | 8 |
| #12 | Viken | 50% | 12 |
| #13 | mpunkt | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gustafsson | 1 | 0.0135 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | firrelit0 | 46 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #2 | 3dV CSGOEmpire.com | 34 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Viken | 15 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Vence | 11 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | mpunkt | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cnas | +3.95 | 85 | 27 |
| #2 | TompaCo | +3.61 | 67 | 70 |
| #3 | firrelit0 | +3.21 | 63 | 60 |
| #4 | Dimonic | +1.10 | 58 | 63 |
| #5 | mpunkt | +0.32 | 69 | 39 |





