








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 331 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2644 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2619 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3037 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2981 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2616 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $747,697 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 224 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kriZkraZ | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Avion | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | [9KG] Lehega | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Gøtke | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | r4z3k | 2 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avion | 154 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | kriZkraZ | 109 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tjell3 | 100 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gøtke | 100 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | mælkepagten | 73 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r4z3k | +5.28 | 64 | 73 |
| #2 | Avion | +4.97 | 89 | 75 |
| #3 | Gøtke | +1.86 | 66 | 74 |
| #4 | valon | +1.32 | 53 | 77 |
| #5 | mælkepagten | +0.88 | 59 | 70 |





