








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1012 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 116 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1743 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2270 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1435 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1499 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $703,558 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1476 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pacific shawty | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | girldick | 8 | 0.0183 |
| #3 | 🅾️rangejuic3 | 8 | 0.0207 |
| #4 | jus2 | 5 | 0.0164 |
| #5 | !Maple67 | 4 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🅾️rangejuic3 | +4.24 | 83 | 73 |
| #2 | jus2 | +4.14 | 81 | 84 |
| #3 | !Maple67 | +3.21 | 91 | 56 |
| #4 | girldick | +2.83 | 81 | 66 |
| #5 | Draco + 23 Chromosome | +2.79 | 82 | 64 |





