








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3921 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,246 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6485 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4141 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3586 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3034 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $895,822 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleksanteri | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | MestariTikku | 54% | 120 |
| #3 | Hodor | 52% | 170 |
| #4 | TuLBz | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | Moukli | 51% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hodor | 13 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Moukli | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | MestariTikku | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | theb | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | taspe | 7 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomdyyd | 910 | 0.36 | 28 min |
| #2 | Moukli | 541 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #3 | Mandariinimanne | 452 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #4 | taspe | 381 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #5 | MestariTikku | 373 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pipeman | +1.64 | 68 | 69 |
| #2 | MestariTikku | +1.37 | 65 | 70 |
| #3 | taspe | +1.23 | 72 | 77 |
| #4 | Tomdyyd | +1.21 | 64 | 83 |
| #5 | tomofrussia | +1.18 | 58 | 86 |





