








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 219 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3385 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2823 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4038 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3123 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3229 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,269,878 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 210 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shake. | 53% | 73 |
| #2 | Andey | 41% | 32 |
| #3 | KILLER_K0CH | 33% | 36 |
| #4 | 1nniXtreffer | 23% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shake. | 53% | 73 |
| #2 | Andey | 41% | 32 |
| #3 | KILLER_K0CH | 33% | 36 |
| #4 | 1nniXtreffer | 23% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shake. | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | 1nniXtreffer | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KILLER_K0CH | 63 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | 1nniXtreffer | 62 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | shake. | 40 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Andey | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KILLER_K0CH | +2.23 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | Yo5ch1.aT | +0.14 | 63 | 63 |
| #3 | 1nniXtreffer | -0.80 | 71 | 64 |
| #4 | shake. | -1.08 | 58 | 59 |
| #5 | Andey | -1.74 | 50 | 45 |





