








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 180 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,154 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1400 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1275 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1452 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1027 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $439,301 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huggi | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | chanky | 73% | 15 |
| #3 | Lilo | 73% | 11 |
| #4 | Eat ass die fast | 73% | 11 |
| #5 | Kaito *Razer #FUCKLIFE | 73% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Leetify NETZKRIEGER | 58% | 12 |
| #7 | truztp | 56% | 25 |
| #8 | p1ng | 55% | 20 |
| #9 | ππππππππ π΅ππππ | 52% | 90 |
| #10 | βͺHyRICANβ’ | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | truztp | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Kaito *Razer #FUCKLIFE | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππππππππ π΅ππππ | 406 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | truztp | 129 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | Leetify NETZKRIEGER | 96 | 0.33 | 2 min |
| #4 | βͺHyRICANβ’ | 94 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | p1ng | 84 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | truztp | +4.52 | 88 | 79 |
| #2 | Leetify NETZKRIEGER | +2.49 | 79 | 78 |
| #3 | p1ng | +2.38 | 83 | 72 |
| #4 | Kaito *Razer #FUCKLIFE | +1.94 | 84 | 78 |
| #5 | Eat ass die fast | +1.43 | 66 | 57 |





