








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 472 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6131 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,064 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6360 | 24% |
| Smokes | 8225 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5453 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6026 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,646,376 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlamingFrost | 59% | 82 |
| #2 | terry94 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 51% | 284 |
| #3 | Zaza | 51% | 80 |
| #4 | Statik | 48% | 253 |
| #5 | bAisouiLLe | 48% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bAisouiLLe | 15 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Statik | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | terry94 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | FlamingFrost | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Azagal 🔱 | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | terry94 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 476 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | Statik | 444 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | bAisouiLLe | 283 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | Azagal 🔱 | 167 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | FlamingFrost | 124 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neush | +1.40 | 68 | 69 |
| #2 | terry94 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | +1.20 | 76 | 69 |
| #3 | FlamingFrost | +0.38 | 63 | 48 |
| #4 | bAisouiLLe | +0.26 | 52 | 73 |
| #5 | Statik | -1.16 | 42 | 53 |





