








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 623 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 306 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4036 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,289 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1996 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4133 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3912 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2248 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,617,232 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8304 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GOOSE KOOPA | 81% | 37 |
| #2 | LSR | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | k.pham | 53% | 62 |
| #4 | Ray | 51% | 176 |
| #5 | ewrecked | 50% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mochiimothh | 36 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | reepenchino | 17 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Ray | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Grundel Bruiser | 12 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | k.pham | 9 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LSR | +6.72 | 93 | 35 |
| #2 | Ray | +5.18 | 94 | 43 |
| #3 | GOOSE KOOPA | +0.85 | 70 | 36 |
| #4 | k.pham | +0.11 | 57 | 47 |
| #5 | Ducci | -0.19 | 69 | 49 |





