








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2161 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2140 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2347 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1603 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $514,651 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floo.Else | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | sw | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | vasc0 | 54% | 26 |
| #4 | ✪FLX | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | NameLess@bT | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Chilledkroete | 43% | 51 |
| #10 | Olivia | 43% | 21 |
| #11 | DISTURBED | 42% | 12 |
| #12 | Dr.Bamberg | 42% | 24 |
| #13 | Hurtiger Knallkäfer | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floo.Else | 4 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Triggerboy´bT | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Olivia | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | Chilledkroete | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | magicmener | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Triggerboy´bT | 164 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Floo.Else | 126 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | Chilledkroete | 108 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | magicmener | 102 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | vasc0 | 81 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floo.Else | +4.02 | 84 | 77 |
| #2 | Olivia | +3.87 | 72 | 53 |
| #3 | Triggerboy´bT | +2.09 | 75 | 79 |
| #4 | ✪FLX | +2.03 | 80 | 57 |
| #5 | sw | +1.86 | 64 | 60 |





