








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 502 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,036 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3060 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2284 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5427 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 1265 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,999,539 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 270 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PearZ- | 56% | 98 |
| #2 | CheWb | 54% | 81 |
| #3 | dRuGzi0n | 51% | 198 |
| #4 | Greco 🐻 | 47% | 237 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PearZ- | 56% | 98 |
| #2 | CheWb | 54% | 81 |
| #3 | dRuGzi0n | 51% | 198 |
| #4 | Greco 🐻 | 47% | 237 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dRuGzi0n | 33 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Greco 🐻 | 21 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | CheWb | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | PearZ- | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greco 🐻 | 1637 | 0.35 | 40 min |
| #2 | dRuGzi0n | 545 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | CheWb | 507 | 0.32 | 14 min |
| #4 | PearZ- | 104 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greco 🐻 | +2.97 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | CheWb | +1.68 | 47 | 78 |
| #3 | dRuGzi0n | +1.41 | 61 | 60 |
| #4 | eXUBz ☆ | +0.41 | 56 | 45 |
| #5 | PearZ- | -1.16 | 25 | 50 |





