








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1338 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 459 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7104 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7719 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6100 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5888 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4686 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $869,827 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1073 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OnlyLans | F S K | 45% | 42 |
| #2 | cludexx | 43% | 256 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OnlyLans | F S K | 45% | 42 |
| #2 | cludexx | 43% | 256 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cludexx | 21 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | OnlyLans | F S K | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cludexx | 1541 | 0.30 | 36 min |
| #2 | OnlyLans | F S K | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suuuey | +3.30 | 88 | 69 |
| #2 | OnlyLans | F S K | +1.92 | 82 | 49 |
| #3 | cludexx | -3.86 | 16 | 70 |





