








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 642 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 133 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2739 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4213 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3012 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2470 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2469 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $944,568 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 336 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarkusN | 61% | 121 |
| #2 | rcave bobi | 58% | 85 |
| #3 | HCNoRage | 54% | 168 |
| #4 | ICEPEAk-.- | 54% | 183 |
| #5 | .Kron | 49% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ICEPEAk-.- | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Jay | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | HCNoRage | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | MarkusN | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | rcave bobi | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarkusN | +2.17 | 84 | 56 |
| #2 | .Kron | +1.64 | 80 | 74 |
| #3 | StN | +1.08 | 65 | 75 |
| #4 | HCNoRage | +0.86 | 67 | 69 |
| #5 | ICEPEAk-.- | -0.44 | 67 | 72 |





